#fourth interaction: him asking me on a date then asking if im married

[lilalilan]

Ahhh got harassed by a random guy at the concert after-party could y'all just fucking not

[spiderboi-parker]

hey im officially working on a 'family tree' of sorts for every blog involved in this rp group so would you mind telling me who your characters are connected to and where theyre living with tags so I can keep everything organized? Connection list is: Parent/child Grandparent/grandchild Great grandparent/great grandchild Siblings Dating Married/engaged pibling/nibling (gender neutral terms for aunt/uncle and niece/nephew)

(repeating this for all the blogs you run would be appreciated)

if you have any questions just ask!

(apologies if this has been sent multiple times. if youve already answered i likely lost the information due to disorganization that i'm currently dealing with)

@thedcrpfamilytree

[OOC: Lol it's fine, this gives me a chance to say LOREEEEEEE]

[OOC edit: Okay so I wasn't very clear, I'm friends/found family with all the rp blogs I'm involved with! Also sorry I didn't tag you- @thedcrpfamilytree ]

[Other OOC edit: Forgot to mention, these brackets mean me, the author/account runner, is speaking. I can be interacted with like the fourth wall!]

This is Peter Benjamin Parker. I'm the one and only Spider-Man. Well, of my universes.

I originate from Earth-616, the "Sacred Timeline". This is where all other universes in my multiverse stem from. I'm the kid of the Avengers, 14 years old (28, depending on the blog I'm talking to! Interactions with adult romance interests mean I'm 28!), and I travel the multiverse! I'm Tony Stark's son figure and protégé, but I work with the Batfamily as well. Here's where things get tricky. I don't have a Batfamily in my universe- I go to other universes. Depending on the universe, my relationship with any Batfamily member will be different. [OOC: The Avengers are like his family, Tony being the dad, Natasha being the mom, and the rest being aunts and uncles. Yes, that includes Wanda.]

I have a lot of adventures, and a lot of different friends and family! Giving the phone to older me lol

Hi, this is Peter. Blah blah blah, yeah I'm Spider-Man, hi. There's a lot of different versions of me that are 28, like myself, that have different universes. There's only one small us. Be nice to him. I'm Earth-616 Peter, I'm single and work full time as an Avenger.

I'm Peter, also from Earth-616, but another timeline. I'm dating Wade Wilson (DEADPOOL) and work full-time as Spider-Man. Repeating what the Peter above me said, be nice to little us!

Hey, another Peter, another Earth-616 timeline. I'm Spider-Man and dating Johnny Storm. Be nice to little us. [BRO FORGOT TO SAY HE'S NOT A FANTASTIC FOUR MEMBER💀]

Hey! I'm Peter, don't know my Earth number, but I live in Gotham and work with the Batfamily! I'm not dating anyone. (Peter dating Wade here, he forgot to mention he's Spider-Man. Lol)

Another Peter in Gotham, also Spider-Man, I'm a part of the Batfamily, and Tim and Duke are my best friends! (Adult Peter who's not dating anyone, he forgot to say that he's 16. He originated in Earth-616, but he's in the Dark Matter timeline. [OOC: Minus the murder.]) (Shut up, [REDACTED]) [OOC: Nuh uh. Also I don't role-play as him yet, if you want to hit me up!] (Stop advertising your blog) [No I want friends]

I'm Peter Benjamin Parker, aka Spider-Man. I live in Metropolis and I'm friends with Clark Kent and the Batfamily. Hey guys! [OOC: Also another yet to be role-played character. He's 28, very polite, and always lived in Metropolis. He's single. I forgot to mention, please interact with my main Peter {14, Earth-616} the most! And clarify what Peter you're role-playing with OOC before you make your post so I know what to use! Always willing to make a new AU! NO STARKER, EVER. I'VE BLOCKED ALL ACCOUNTS OF IT IVE SEEN ON MY FYP. DNI IF YOU SHIP THAT, YOU DISGUST ME. *Throat clearing* Alright, now that that's done, bye guys! Say bye Peters!]

Bye guys!

Bye!

Bye everyone!

See ya!

See you later!

See you all soon!

Goodbye everyone! Have a good day!

[organic-guacamole]

showtime

episode 211 let's go

ok first of all, this is the second to last episode guys... I don't even wanna think about how much pain I'll be in after next week's episode

mr mazzara doing the recap-

this is so weird to me and I don't know why

WHY DIDN'T YALL JUST ASK BENJAMIN FOR HELP, THATS LITERALLY HIS THING

is Nini giving out the cards a callback to season 1 when Natalie Bagley said that Nini gave her a card or something on opening night of another musical?

STEPHY AS THE ENCHANTRESS OMG YES

Ricky in the crown gives me Harry styles in that photoshoot vibes

he's so pretty.

ok but why did we never see Ricky and Ashlyn interact before? it's been like 5 seconds and I already love how they bounce off each other and it's just so natural

OH THEY REALLY DON'T HAVE ANY UNDERSTUDIES-

well that explains a lot...

so Ricky fell on top of Ashlyn and all that broke for both of them was their wrist-

insert Jake Peralta *coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool no doubt no doubt no doubt*

of course howie was amazing as the beast, were we expecting anything less??

Ricky is so beautiful and I will not shut up about it....

let me enjoy this before the makeup crew slaps mud on his face.

Nini and Ricky talking to eachother? in a civil manner? wasn't she avoiding him just in the last episode? hm ok

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THEY CANT EXPRESS THEIR FEELINGS JUST LIKE ME HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS, WHATS NEXT? THEY CUT EVERYONE OFF CUZ THEY CANT HANDLE EMOTIONS? ...ha

yes Kaden and Rico, my favourite east high boys 🥰

I mean....where's EJ?

THERE HE IS

EJ AND GINA IN THE BACKGROUND... doing something idek

KOURTNEY'S MOM IS BACK YAY

Howie is a shining star, ofc ofc

the smallest fOrk

can't wait to see the fork burst into song about how she deserves more than to be used to eat salad😌

the duster and the bluster.... ok😃

hi Gina!

hi- oh wow I didn't know Robbie Rotten was in this show!!!!!

the portwell look.

that my friends, is a married couple's look✋

GOSH EJ WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU

aww Gina's so excited for this

D word?

Die?

Delicious?

Dom Toretto?

"good, clean fun all alone with someone I dig...a lot"

sir that does not sound very clean to me

SEBLOS

Seb looks so cute standing there next to pope Carlos

DID THEYEY REALLY LIGHT ANTOINE ON FIRE-

I NEED TO SEE THAT

Seb's reading Carlos better than big red read the script in episode 102, this is great development after the "fight"

Kourtney really just made the best outfit for herself and let the rest of them suffer

the way Gina immediately goes to hold on to EJ after the announcement

"tonight we're going to put the U in UTAH"

...

"hey where are you from?"

"TAH"

SEB'S SINGULAR CLAP KILLED ME-

he's officially salt lake city's resident thanos

just wity clapping because for some reason I have a feeling he doesn't know how to snap his fingers...don't ask why

Ms Jenn do you mind encouraging your leads before the show? idk just an idea

pepto bismol product placement smhsmh

those flowers are bigger that big red himself-

*bops along to the opening theme*

that whistle at the end slaps everytime

WHY IS THE AUDIENCE SO MASSIVE

I guess they're all here to see Ms Jenn go on as a fork after Nini decides to *go her own way*

wow i am so funny

so they couldn't do many group scenes cuz of covid, but this 300 person crowd is cool? nice

OO THE VIOLIN GIRL FROM EPISODE 6 IS IN THE ORCHESTRA

HOWIEEEEEE

"Mr Caswell", he said, in the loudest voice possible while backstage at a show that's about to start.

Mazzara what are you trying to pull-

I usually like Benjamin but I don't like his tone

"iS yOuR wHoLe FaMiLy HeRe?" LIKE YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW THATS A SOFT SPOT FOR EJ

"we've had some good conversations these past few weeks"

right so what's going to happen after you graduate?

what does he think of you not going to Duke?

what did he say about you giving the sweatshirt that's been in the family for 3 generations to a girl you're not even dating?

good old Mr. M

therapist Mr. Mazzara, they all need it.

start with Ricky though.

"Michael Bowen"

dude why did you shave, now you look less like "hot lumberjack" and more "creep at the gas station"

OH-

does she not like Mike anymore?

why does it sound like jennzzara started dating and now they just sit back and talk smack about everyone in their freetime

break the fourth wall-

uhhhh im scared

why am I scared

he's scary

hehe flowers for Ricky, obviously for Ricky, ObViOuSLY

oh boy poor Michael

this man is in love, rip

why does Ms Jenn always look at people with her eyes open so wide

LILYYYY

I'm only excited because I really like the idea of lily and Ricky being friends, nothing more.

ha this guy's got jokes

a MOAT AROUND THE SCHOOL

wheeze

also he's very pretty.

"the wolves and very talented humans"

how dare he forget to mention the very talented wolves and normal humans, smh erasure

"being nice, what a concept" ted talk by Lily who still doesn't have a last name

did she just say lol out loud

same with the hug emoji last episode-

go touch some grass babes

the way he didn't say no, but said he didn't know how the east high kids would react-

not saying he does want to date her but that's an interesting thing to think about, also another thing to write an essay analysis on just to leave it in my drafts for a few months

awww lily genuinely trying to help him

sorry guys, I've been taken by the Lily charm (didn't know it existed until now but oh well)

REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I'LL NEVER SHIP PORTWELL?

just look at me now

the Lily wink I can't she's so cute-

HELP ME I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY LIL-

David Attenborough?

oh nvm it's Benjamin narrating the show in a really weird British accent for some reason.

STEPHY GOT MORE LINES YAY GOOD FOR HER

also is this to show that Nini doesn't care about being the star of the show anymore? the way she's supporting everyone else even though she's a fork?

I would pay for a special of the full musical ngl

OOO THE TRANSFORMATION WAS SMOOTH

shockingly

yo where did the makeup come from

man I wish I was a theatre kid

THIS IS STEPHY'S EPISODE NOW IDC✋

my girl is starring

"needs an X-factor"

Simon Cowbell creeps in

"it's a yes from me"

and them boom, he takes Nini and mistreats her horribly and then she comes back to theatre after deciding music isn't for her👍

"I thought she just hog-tied him?"

don't ask sebby, it's better if you don't know.

imagine they spotlight the wrong person and this dude is just some random person that likes writing down stuff during shows.

Ms Jenn just let them do what they rehearsed (at some point we never saw) or else this is gonna end horribly wrong

"help"

same Carlos, same

I love how seb is just his translator rn

I thought he said "great displeasure" instead of "greatest pleasure"....help?

big red coming out from throwing up to see his girlfriend star is the cutest thing in this show.

Ash and Gina dancing is so fun

I'm imagining them practicing at night at their home, watching the movie for the 100th time and making sure their one dance together is perfect

KOURTNEY YES

HOWIE IS IN LOVE AHHHH

I LOVE HOWIE SO MUCH

SEBBY

THIS SCENE HAS SO MUCH GOING ON I CAN'T KEEP UP

THIS IS SO GOOD

HOW???

no because I'm actually crying

I'm dead serious.

we need this musical released as a special

big red is so proud and I love to see it

Natalie: "if you do not by at least 20 dollars in concessions, you do not support art"

rando in the audience: "but I pay for ad free Spotify"

Mr Mazzara clapping in the distance

Gigi, the guy you like is talking to you, complimenting you and hyping you up

YOU LUCKY LITTLE FEATHER DUSTER

aw EJ teasing her about the chocolates in a way that doesn't make her feel bad? take notes Richard

JORDAN FISHER

there is no rest of the show idc Jordan is it for me

THE WIG CAP ON RICKY OMG

they look like they're high and having "deep" conversations on the floor

THE MEAN GIRL WITH THE EYES-

@sunshine-julie-molina YOU HEAR THAT

Natalie really just be coming for them all

Howie what is happening rn

I'm scared

"did you enjoy it"

"very much"

dude wants a kiss so bad

ASHLYN OMG

NO DON'T DO IT BECAUSE OF LILY, PUT YOUR OWN TWIST ON IT

I want a Jordan autograph please

just keep swim- oh pushing...

Gina is literally a giant next to him and I live for it

am I about to cry for the 3rd time in this episode?

yes.

Ricky's leg kicks under the table makes me so happy aw

the portwell glances will kill me.

ah yes, mashed potato snow

Mr. M.... I'm not a theatre kid but even I know you can't have your phone on backstage.

Howie please just do it

CHIP'S BIG LINE I CANT

I LITERALLY HAD TO PAUSE IT AMD SCREAM INTO MY MASK FOR A SOLID 2 MINUTES (I'm not at home rn) HES SO CUTE

oh ok bye Jordan

oo tea

NOT HIM BEING STARSTRUCK BECAUSE HE'S MEETING HIS FUTURE BROTHER IN LAW-

"we're all just glad Gigi has a big brother figure in her life"

excuse me for a few thousand hours while I laugh hysterically

THE CAMERA ZOOM ON EJS FACE AND EVERYTHING-

STOP EJ LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA CRY BUT I CAN'T TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY WITH THE STAGE MAKE-UP

someone else said this already but I think it's hilarious that they had to bring in 2 guest characters to create some portwell angst

omg this really is Cici's episode, found family is their thing

elevator music lol

I'm gonna bet that big red took the harness for his surprise for Ashlyn without realising what it was

did Ms. Jenn just....tell her most mentally unstable student....to commit suicide....on a disney show...was that....I'm very....well....what the actual-

oh and there she goes running off instead of trying to make it right

oh wow Nini's the hero, she's gonna save the show 🤩

😐

the judge is doing a sudoku

honestly if I went to the hsm show as well, I'd come prepared for this one too

Lily why are you looking like that-

I WAS JUST STARTING TO LIKE YOU DON'T MESS THIS UP

wow ok, there goes that.

omg

what if Howie was acting weird because he knew what Lily did and wanted to tell Kourtbut Lily threatened him so he was scared to-

anyways see y'all clowns next week when we all simultaneously lose all motivation for the week without Fridays to look forward to.

[sg-artem]

I am back for another rant. VICTOR'S NEW DATES ARE ON FIRE. What are they feeding these writers 😭😭 Thank you for giving me something so amazing to read after a really long day from school. 😭🥺👌🏻

Firstly, his VA and the bgm are MWUAH *chef's kiss* especially at the proposal part all of it fit together so well. I actually cried from how heartwarming and how good that scene was NDBDJEBDSK (Victor why do I need to cry everytime I read about you)

Second, it was so cute how there were parallels to all of the past things they've done before. It's like PG is going full circl on everything AND IM HERE FOR IT. Every date and interaction seems more meaningful since they keep remembering and cherishing all those small moments together 😭😭

Third, if we compare their relationship from their first kiss date to now you can really see their growth AND IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE. They both have their ups and downs and we see and acknowledge that but the fact that they stick together and keep repeating that they want to spend the rest of their lives together shows just how much they love each other.

Fourth, THE FREAKING CALL AND THE THINGS VICTOR SAY ARE UNREAL. (I'll never find a guy like him irl and it hurts) The way he keeps saying that his chosen one and the only one he wants to spend the rest of his life with. CAN I JUST 😭😭😭😭😭 I love that he's so honest and vocal about these things. The validation of both of their feelings just had me like 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Lastly, PG THIS BETTER BE IT LIKE JUST GIVE THEM THE RINGS PLS. I don't think my heart can handle a grander proposal and I don't want one too. The way they did it was PERFECT and it fit them so well. They were on a bike and it happened like WHAT BUT I wouldn't change it for the world. The setting and the way he just asks to marry her says so much on their love. They don't need anything grand for them EACH OTHER IS AND WILL BE ENOUGH 😭😭😭😭

This date was great and I don't think I'll recover for a long time 🥲 Now I just need to see a continuation from main story so that my heart can rest in peace 😭 Thank you so much for translating!! 💕💕💕 You're the best (๑・ω-)～♥”

[CN] Victor’s Remainder of One’s Life Date (Eng Translation)

⌚Warning⌚ This post contains detailed spoilers for a date, 余生之约 , that is yet to be released in the global server! ♡

[Translation Under The Cut]

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[cannedapricot]

Christmas Shopping with! Yoon Jisung

another installment of the chirstmas collab with @alliwannado-w1 and @jihoonslattee ft. toy store worker! yoon jisung!!

jisung works at a toy store in a mall on the second floor

and he loves it

he loves seeing children’s faces glowing in happiness after entering the store

he loves helping children find the perfect toy

jiSUNG’S JUST FULL OF LOVE FOR WHAT HE DOES

when children start throwing tantrums, jisung’s the first person to rush over

the child stops crying after 5 seconds because thE FACES JISUNG MAKES TO CHEER THEM UP ARE LEDGENDARY

co-worker! sungwoon swears that jisung would marry his job if he could

everyone who’s ever visited this specific mall knows of yoon jisung

i mean, he’s the resident sunshine who glows so brightly whenever he smiles that everyone in the mall stops to wear sunglasses

he’s also the reason why every kid ever wants to go to that one toy shop lol

the boss wanted to make jisung the mascot at one point but jisung was like,

“oh no!! i’m probably going to scare people away from the shop haha!”

and that’s how sungwoon was forced into being the mascot because he was “smol and fluffy”

jisung never lets sungwoon live because of it

“oh look!!! sungwoon’s on our poster again!!11!111″

“...TEAR IT DOWN”

chirstmas is jisung’s favorite holiday

part of it was because of the snow and quality family time 

but mostly it was because mORE SMILEY KIDS WOULD WALK INTO THE SHOP

CHEEKS RED WITH COLD

AND EYES GLEAMING WITH EXCITEMENT 

the shop has this thing where the staff can wrap your presents for you

and everyone h a t e s being put on gift wrapping duty

because its??? so??? boring???

they’d much rather do something else

aka find a corner where the boss can’t see you and go on your phone smh

so when the boss calls a meeting and announces that the gift wrapping duty is back!!!

all he gets are groans in response

except from jisung though

he puts his arm straight up and with sparkling eyes, he says

“I VOLUNTEER”

“uh ok i guess jisung’s on gift duty for the fourth year in a row”

but daniel and jaehwan are also selected for different shifts

jisung nearly has a heart attack when he hears that jaehwan’s also on gift duty

beCAUSE THAT BOY CAN’T WRAP GIFTS FOR SHIT

so jisung spends his lunch break teaching jaehwan how to wrap a gift properly and prettily :’)

jaehwan tries to learn because he doesn’t want to deal with screaming kids if he wraps their gift shittily

it doesn’t turn out as perfect as jisung’s but it’ll have to do :’’’)

jisung’s also the only person who happily wears the santa hat uniform addition 

jiSUNG’S WILL HAPPILY DO ANYTHING FOR THIS SHOP

HE LOVES THE SHOP WITH HIS WHOLE HEART SIDVBIS

even if the pay isn’t as high as other jobs, jisung’s content :’) 

he’s such an angel i love him

you worked at a local kindergarten!

you’ve only been working for a couple of months but the kids there absolutely adore you!!

you’d step in the classroom and everyone would rush over to hug you

the kindergarten once had a popularity vote among the teachers and you ranked first even though you were new :””)

everyone wanted to be in your class

and the other teachers are lowkey offended 

it was a tradition every year to bring the kids on a trip to the mall for them to write small wish lists to send to santa :’’’’’)

the kids were thrilled obviously

“sCHOOL TRIP TIME WHEEEEEEEE”

it took a while for them to calm down

but they eventually did 

you’ve never been to the mall in this area,,, so you’re kinda scared that you’re gonna get lost or lose one of the kids etc

you tried getting out of it

“hey uh cough cough minhyun? cough”

“yeah?”

“sneeze i think i’m down with a cold”

“oh no!!!111!!1!1 would you like to take a few days off???”

“yes-”

“is what you think i’d say right? too bad we’re already low on staff as it is we don’t need another ‘sick’ one”

THERE GOES THAT PLAN OUT THE WINDOW

you knew that there was no point in arguing anymore :’)

on the day you were a nervous wreck

you had planned to go around the mall yesterday but that didn’t happen

thanks to your close friend suddenly dropping by

yoU WERE SWEATING AND YOUR EYES WERE DARTING EVERYWHERE

EVEN THE KIDS THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS OFF

“miss y/n? are you okay?”

“o-OH YEAH I’M FINE TOMMY”

WIPES SWEAT

after herding the kids into the bus, you tried to make a run for it

but minhyun catches you with his signature “where do you think you’re going” smile on his face

then proceeds to fling you onto the bus

upon reaching the mall, the kids immediately screamed to go visit the toy store

having no choice but to do so, you bring your little group of kids towards the toy shop on the second floor

while looking at the map you have on your phone lmao

you let out a sigh in relief when you reach the store without anything happening

you tell the kids not to wander off by their own and stick close together

entering the shop, you catch a certain worker’s eye 👀👀

i mean you would catch my eye as well

it’s not everyday someone walks into a shop with 10 kids around them

but of course the shop expected your kindergarten to visit this time of year

and that particular worker slides up to your party while in the lego section

“hi! i’m jisung! is there anything you’re looking for?”

you were about to respond but the kids responded before you could

“wHERE ARE THE BARBIES???”

“BRING ME A STUFFED BEAR PLEASE”

p a ni c s

“i’m so sorry- n O EMILY STOP CLINGING ON THE WORKER’S LEG”

jisung lets out a hearty laugh,

“don’t worry! i’m used to it”

anD BOY WAS HIS LAUGH ATTRACTIVE

is it getting hot in here or is it just jisung? 👀👀

jisung squats down to the little girl’s height and talks to her in the s o f t e s t tone

and you think that’s he’s possibly the cutest man you’ve ever m e t

“miss y/n!!!! stop staring at him!!”

buoVOUVODUV???????

jisung’s draws his attention from the little girl to look at you

yOU GLOW BRIGHT RED

“I WASN’T- UH- I WAS LOOKING AT THAT STUFFED RABBIT BEHIND YOU YEAH”

AND JISUNG CHUCKLES AT YOUR OBVIOUSLY FLUSTERED FACE

deciding not to make you glow any more red, he says,

“hey, i’ll help you deal with the kids today yeah?”

“OHMYGOSH THANK YOU SO MUCH”

BECAUSE

FINALLY 

SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THE MALL WELL

“i’ll go tell my boss!”

he doesn’t

he tells sungwoon to cover for him

“heY YOU TOLD ME TO POSTPONE MY DATE TO WORK HOW COME YOU GET TO-”

covERS SUNGWOON’S MOUTH

“it’s not a da t e”

sungwoon rolls his eyes

“sure ok”

and so jisung joins your party!!

y’all look like a cute family with 10 kids :’)

throughout the day, jisung’s interaction with the kids and his funny personality made you feel like melting

was it possible for a man to be this adorable??

you didn’t know but,,

jisung was also melting for you too :’)))

so when minhyun calls you and says that it’s time to leave

jisung doesn’t want to let you go

neither did you tbh

so as you herd the kids into the bus once again, jisung pulls you back for a moment

“hey,,,, uh,,,, have you done your christmas shopping yet?”

“not yet!! i’m planning to do so this sunday”

“oh!! great!! um,,, i was wondering if you wanted to do it together? sunday’s my day off too,,,”

hE WAS AVOIDING EYE CONTACT AS HE ASKED YOU AND YOU WERE SQUEALING INSIDE

“yES! I MEAN-- sure!”

and then jisung looks at you with the whole galaxy in his eyes

his cheeks were flushed but you had no idea whether it was because of the weather or because he was flustered

“REALLY???”

you reply with a smile and a nod of your head

he then digs through his pockets for a pen

and asks you to write your number on his hand

the pen was in the shape of a giraffe

minhyun screams for you as soon as you finished writing the last digit

“i’ll text you!!”

jisung yells as you run towards the bus, waving at him with a huge smile

he does

and you two don’t stop texting until sunday

“y/n! over here!!”

you rush over to the waiting jisung 

“i’m sorry did you have to wait for a long time?”

he smiles and claims that he just got here

and you two head into the mall

as soon as you two step in, you guys were surrounded by couples who were also christmas shopping

and it felt awkward for the first time since you’ve known jisung

clEARS THROAT

“so,,, y/n, where do you want to go first?”

you randomly point at a stationary store 

and you two exit a few minutes later

with a bunch of bags in hand

“i knEW WE SHOULDN’T HAVE GONE INTO THAT STORE”

hOLD IN YOUR TEARS Y/N, YOUR WALLET WILL BE O K

jisung laughs 

“THIS ISN’T SOMETHING TO LAUGH OVER”

“sorRY”

HUFFS

and you two continue your raid of the mall

exiting a new shop with more bags each time :”)

at one point y’all entered a furniture shop and accidentally walked into the beds section

the worker there mistakes you for a couple and smirks at you two 👀👀

yOU TWO SUDDENLY REALIZE WHAT THE SMIRK MEANT

AND HURRIED OUT OF THE STORE

y’all also entered the toy store jisung works at

and jisung’s co-workers are all staring at you two

especially sungwoon and jaehwan who followed you two around the shop talking loudly about how jisung was boyfriend material

“DID YOU KNOW JISUNG IS GREAT AT COOKING RAMEN???”

“OH REALLY???”

“YEAH WHOEVER MARRIES HIM WOULD BE LUCKY”

JISUNG WAS SWEATIN G

WHY ARE HIS FRIENDS SO EMBARRASSING

“y/N LETS LEAVE THE SHOP”

“what- i haven’t finished-”

PUSHES YOU OUT

but doesn’t forget to buy you a gift from the shop

after wandering around the mall more, you two end up in front of the giant christmas tree 

the lights casted shadows around 

and you turn to face jisung, finding him looking up at the tree with those stars in his eyes

then he turns to face you with that huge smile of his

and bOY HIS FACE ILLUMINATED BY THE LIGHT WHILE HE SMILES HNNNNG

then he suddenly pulls out a rabbit soft toy

“merry christmas y/n! here’s your present!!”

this was the same rabbit you had claimed to be staring at while you were actually staring at jisung

“you were staring at this the other day right?”

yOU BURST INTO LAUGHTER

jisung thought you were laughing at his gift :(

“IM NOT LAUGHING AT THE GIFT, I’M JUST LAUGHING BECAUSE,,”

“because??”

“I WASN’T ACTUALLY STARING AT THE RABBIT, I WAS STARING AT YOU,,,,, THANK YOU ANYWAYS THOUGH”

and yOU SNATCH THE RABBIT FROM HIS HANDS

TO HIDE YOUR REDDENING FACE

jisung’s face lights up at this

“y/n?”

“yes?”

“what do you think about today being our first day?”

“??first day??”

“yeah, as a couple”

STATIONARY SHOPS MAKE ME GO BROKE OSFDGBOSB

also this was lowkey kinda shit,,,,, jisung’s actually a ray of sunshine in human form and i love him so much anyone who says he’s ugly can come fight me

[solrosan]

There are notes and a more readable version of the wiki page under the cut.

Notes:

The entire article is structured after, and heavily influenced by, Prince Daniel, Duke of Västergötland’s Wiki article

I picked Västergötland to be Tilde and Eggsy’s duchy for the sole reason that it’s the current Crown Princess Couple’s duchy (and because it has ä and ö in it, because fuck you, English!)

Eggsy’s coat of arms and royal emblem are both modified versions of Prince Daniel’s

Yes, I actually did make up 37 references

One of said references exist

I will write at least one more of them, because I’m obsessed with the idea of Tilde and Eggsy having to come up with a media appropriate version of how they met

Guess who was the last person editing this article? A clue: look at who’s logged in on the first page��

Oh, and yes! This article is last updated a few years from now (2021 to be exact) 

If you want me to translate any of the sources, just send an ask!

Other Kingsman wiki pages can be found here

2018-08-26: this wiki page has been edited to fix embarrassing spelling mistakes and some factual errors that can’t be blamed on the Wikipedia editors only having access to the official story Eggsy and Tilde have decided to tell (like the date I picked for the wedding being a Tuesday...) and to make Tilde’s wiki page possible.

Prince Gary, Duke of Västergötland

Prince Gary of Sweden, Duke of Västergötland (born Gary Lee Unwin on 3 June 1992)[2], is the husband of Crown Princess Tilde of Sweden. Prior to his marriage to the heir apparent, Gary was a recruit in the Royal Marines, and later a tailor apprentice at the Kingsman Tailor Shop, Savile Row, London.[1][2][3]  

Background and early life

Gary Unwin was born as the only child of Lee and Michelle Unwin (born Jones) in South London.[2]  Lee was a Royal Marine and died abroad in December 1997, when Unwin was five years old.[3] In 2005, his mother started a relationship with a man called Dean Baker with whom she had a second child, Daisy Baker.[4] Baker was an alcoholic, and physically and mentally abusive to both Michelle and the children.[4][5]

Before his mother’s relationship with Baker, Unwin trained to become a Royal Marine like his father. Gary left the training when he learned that his mother was pregnant, wanting to protect his unborn sibling from Baker.[4][6] Unwin often put himself between both Baker and his mother and Baker and Daisy. Once, when he was nineteen, he had to go to hospital for a broken clavicle. At the time he claimed he had fallen down a flight of stairs, but in later years he’s admitted that his stepfather hit him with a spanner.[7] Neither Unwin nor his mother ever pressed charges against Baker.[6]

When Gary was a boy he was promising gymnast. He won first prize Regional Gymnastics under 10, 2 years in a row and was said to have been Olympic team material.[3] He also did very well in school, until Baker came into his life, and he finished school with average grades.[6]

Career

Before Gary Unwin married the Crown Princess of Sweden, he worked as a tailor apprentice at Kingsman Tailor Shop, Savile Row, London.[2] After having some trouble with the police due to a series of incidents[8] Unwin was approached by one of his father’s, Lee Unwin’s, old accountancies, Harry Hart, and offered a place in their apprenticeship program. Unwin accepted. Unwin has on multiple occasions said that the apprenticeship probably saved his life and he’s forever grateful for the opportunity.[7][9][10][11]

Unwin stopped working as a tailor upon marriage, in part of adhering to Swedish traditions of members of the Royal family not having salary generating occupations, but also to allow time to be a full time Royal prince and consort to the Crown Princess.[12] He has, however, stated that he wishes to someday be able to finish the apprenticeship and gain his professional certifications if possible.[9]

Relationship with Crown Princess Tilde

Unwin met Crown Princess Tilde in 2015 while she was studying at Cambridge University. This was shortly after the Valentine Terrorist Attack[13] during which Crown Princess Tilde had been one of the Heads of State kidnapped by Richmond Valentine after being invited to discuss the threat of global warning – a topic very close to the Crown Princess. [14]

Unwin, like many others, had lost friends in the terrorist attack and he and the Crown Princess found comfort and support in each other as they worked through their traumas. In the beginning, their interactions were mostly via email and IM conversations with the occasional Skype call when one of them was having a particularly hard time. [13][15] Their friendship grew into love and in 2016 the Crown Princess moved into Unwin’s home. [13]

According to Crown Princess Tilde, Unwin accidentally proposed to her during one of their Skype calls. Unwin has repeatedly denied this, stating that they were definitely in the same room when he did it. [13][15]

Engagement and marriage

     Main article: Wedding of Tilde, Crown Princess of Sweden and Gary Unwin

On 24 October 2017, Unwin and Crown Princess Tilde received the required consent of King Fredrick IV and the Government of Sweden for marriage.[16] Such permission is necessary according to the terms of the Swedish Act of Succession. [17] Their engagement was publicly announced by the Swedish Royal Court the same day.[16]

Unwin became a Swedish citizen on 10 April 2018.[18]

In November 2017 it was also announced that the days between the Swedish national day on 6 June and the wedding date on 16 June would be Love Stockholm days in celebration of the wedding.[19] This caused a lot of debate in Sweden regarding the spending of appanage and the monarchy in general.[20] In the end, the celebrations went ahead as planned.

The wedding took place in Stockholm Cathedral on 16 June 2018 with approximately 1,100 guests[21] and was broadcasted in its entirety on Swedish national public TV broadcaster, SVT. It’s said to have been the biggest event ever covered by the station. With them in the carriage was the couple’s dog, J.B.[22] A carriage procession followed the ceremony, in which the wedding couple was transported through the streets of Stockholm. On their way they passed by twenty musical bands, nineteen of which were military.[21] 500,000 people are estimated to have gathered to watch the procession.[22]

The wedding banquet was held on the night of the wedding day in the Hall of State at the Royal Palace of Stockholm.[21]

After the wedding, the Crown Prince Couple moved into the Haga Palace, Solna.[13] On 26 September 2018, Unwin went on his first tour with Crown Princess Tilde, visiting France.[23]

Titles, styles, honours and arms

Sweden has practised absolute primogeniture only since 1980. This means that Tilde is the first female heir apparent, and questions arose as to how Gary Unwin would be known after their marriage.[24] Crown Princess Tilde is also the first in Swedish history to marry outside the European nobility yet remain in the line of succession. Previously, Swedish royals who have married commoners have had to give up their titles.

The Swedish Royal Court announced that Unwin would become "Prince Gary" and "Duke of Västergötland",[25] corresponding in form to the style used by previous Swedish princes, i.e. Prince + Given name + Duke of [Place].

Therefore, since his marriage, Unwin has been styled as "His Royal Highness Prince Gary, Duke of Västergötland". He added the surname of the Swedish Royal Family, Holstein-Gottorp, making his full legal name Gary Lee Unwin of Holstein-Gottorp.[26]  When referring to both him and his wife, they are called the Crown Princess Couple (Swedish: Kronprinsessparet).

Honours

     See also: List of honours of the Swedish Royal Family by country

  National honours

Sweden: Knight of the Royal Order of the Seraphim (LoK av KMO)[27]

Sweden: Knight Commander of the Royal Order of the Polar Star (KNO2kl)[28]

Sweden: Recipient of the Ruby Jubilee Medal of King Fredrick IV[29]

Sweden: Recipient of the 70th Birthday Badge Medal of King Fredrick IV[30]

  Foreign honours

Chile: Grand Cross of the Order of Bernardo O'Higgins[31]

Estonia: Grand Cross of the Order of the Cross of Terra Mariana[32]

Finland: Grand Cross of the Order of the White Rose of Finland[33]

Tunisia: Grand Officer of the Order of Merit[34]

 Arms

Prince Gary’s coat of arms is based on the greater coat of arms of Sweden. It features in the first and fourth quarters, the Three Crowns; in the second, the lion of the House of Bjelbo; and in the third, the lion of the arms of Västergötland, representing the titular designation of his and his wife's dukedom. In the centre, on the escutcheon, is his personal arms.[35] Surrounding the shield is the chain of the Order of the Seraphim, of which he has been a member since his wedding.[27]

Public life

Before the engagement to Crown Princess Tilde was announced, Unwin had never been in the public eye – save for a short newspaper article about him winning first prize Regional Gymnastics under 10 for the second time.[3]

After his wedding, Unwin has taken on the role as Prince of Sweden as a working member of the Royal Family and accompanies his wife when she goes on international trips. As of yet he rarely goes out representing on his own, keeping his public appearances to a minimum. In December 2018 he attended the Nobel banquet for the first time, having one of the Nobel laureate in Physiology or Medicine to the table.[36]

Before the wedding, he gave a lot of interviews both in Swedish and British media and he has later stated that that were some of the worst experiences of his life.[6] In spite of this, he keeps giving interviews, most of the time to talk about domestic abuse and social and economic segregation, and his own experience with both.[4][6][7]

In March 2019 he launched a project trying to reach at risk youth in Stockholm’s most segregated districts.[37]

References

"Royal Family - Sveriges Kungahus".(in Swedish).Royal Court of Sweden

“Prince Gary” (in Swedish).Royal Court of Sweden

Interview in Skavlan (in Swedish and Norwegian) broadcasted 2018-01-22

“’My stepdad hit me’ – exclusive interview with Prince Gary of Sweden”  Times Magazine

“The many faces of a domestic abuse victim” BBC

Documentary; Kungahuset Special – Ett år med Kronprinsparet  (in Swedish) SVT

Interview  in Min Sanning.(in Swedish) SVT

“Unwin Gary”. The  Daily Mail

“Suit up!” The Guardian

“Svergies mest välklädda män” .(in Swedish) QX

Interview.  (in Swedish) TV4 News

Claes, Petersson. "Tvingas  att sluta jobba" (in  Swedish). Aftonbladet.

“Finally ‘for better’”  solrosan.tumblr.com

“Head of States return safely”. BBC

“British tailor marries Swedish princess”. Times Magazine

"Engagement between Crown Princess Tilde and Gary Unwin" (Press release) (in Swedish).Royal Court of Sweden. 

The  Swedish Constitution; 1810 Act of Succession (1810:0926)

“Gary Unwin blir svensk medborgare” (in  Swedish).Royal  Court of Sweden.

"Love Stockholm"  (in Swedish). Stockholm Municipality

"Love Stockholm?"  (in Swedish). DN.se

"Bröllopsdagen".(Press release) (in Swedish).Royal Court of Sweden. 

"Bröllopsdagen” (in Swedish) SVT  Nyheter

"The Crown Princess Couple visit France".(Press release) (in Swedish).Royal Court of Sweden. 

“Kommer Gary Unwin att bli prins?” (in  Swedish). DN.se

“Mr Gary Unwin will be styled Prince Gary of Sweden, Duke of  Västergötland.” (Press release) (in Swedish).Royal Court of Sweden. 

"The Crown Princess Couple". (Press  release) (in Swedish).Royal Court of Sweden.

"Mr Gary Unwin will  be knight of the order of the Seraphim after the wedding" (Press release) (in Swedish).Royal Court of Sweden. 

"Photographic  image". TT.

"Swedish King celebrates Ruby Jubilee” . BBC.

"70th  anniversary of king Fredrick IV of Sweden in Stockholm Sweden". dailymail.co.uk.

"Photographic image" (JPG). ".bp.blogspot.com

"Vabariigi President". President.ee.

"Iklan Scandinavian Royals".Scandinavianroyals.blogspot.com.

"Statsbesök från Tunisien – dag 1” (Press  release) (in Swedish).Royal Court of Sweden. 

"Herr Gary Unwins vapensköld och  monogram offentliggörs” - (in Swedish).Royal Court of Sweden

"Första nobelmiddagen för Sveriges nye  prins". (in Swedish) SvD.se.

“Prince Gary – One Year In” -- solrosan.tumblr.com

External links

Video on YouTube, Announcement of Tilde and Gary Unwin's engagement

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